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He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Worry tank

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Fragile stamper.

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

"I've no idea what he said...but he's so darned cute."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'Great visual support.'

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

"Where would you say you are on the confidence/cockiness spectrum?"

Cost Time A = Edit your strategy Bored Tired

Yoga.

"Well, I'm going to have to disagree with you because that's how I deal with my insecurities."

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

The great and near-great

"You've got to learn to relax. You're all wound up!"

Dali Clock

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'Well done! I've never heard anyone slip from jargon into gibberish and out again with such ease!'

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

"It's from your 'optimise your time' trainer...he's double booked and won't be coming"

'You've got to be more assertive. You can't just say 'Cock-a-doodle-maybe-do.'

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."

"Well, I admire your assertiveness, but you might want to work on your people skills!"