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"Damn it, I still haven't got you right! Let's try again."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Impasse in the corridor of the National Society of Common Courtesy.

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

Abstract Art

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"The Graphene making process is working perfectly."

That's what I call attention to detail!

"Actually, I tried to rest on the seventh day, but I was up all night obsessing over things I could have done differently."

The Perfectionist Procrastinator

"Mother is only critical to make me more perfect."

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"

"Thankfully my disorder comes across as being perfect."

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

"God, I'm such a perfectionist"

'I've always been a perfectionist - just not a very good one.'

Think zero defects.