Perfect Swing Seeker Pillows

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"This never happened."

Swinging

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

It can be taken up at any age....

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Swing

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Mood Swings.

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

For sale - Used only Once.

'Where's my horse?'

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Stone henge swing.

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.