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Strike!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Midnight Basketball

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Angel Swing

Baseball Dreams

Inventing Time Travel

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Football Bomb

Not The Real Me

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Mount Everest.

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Penalty

We are here!

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

Castaway with a tennis court.

At the space-time institute.

"So I take it that having your head cryogenically frozen accounts for the thirty-five year gap in employment?"

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

'Maybe next year Santa will bring you the software.'

'When do I learn to read and sign a huge NFL contract?'

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

'Are you meditating or fantasizing?'

'We'd make a perfect team, if it wasn't for You!'

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."