Perfect Game Dreamer Mugs

Strike!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Midnight Basketball

Baseball Dreams

Angel Swing

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Inventing Time Travel

Not The Real Me

Football Bomb

"I have a bad feeling about this."

Mount Everest.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Penalty

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

We are here!

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

Castaway with a tennis court.

At the space-time institute.

Wordplay: Mind Games.

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

"So I take it that having your head cryogenically frozen accounts for the thirty-five year gap in employment?"

'Maybe next year Santa will bring you the software.'

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

'Are you meditating or fantasizing?'

'We'd make a perfect team, if it wasn't for You!'

'It's OK if you want to live your sports dreams vicariously through your son, Mr. Wagner. But you'll have to do it from the bleachers.'

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."