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"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

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'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'