Perception Explorer Pillows

"No - it's definitely a vase."

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

King of the Shadow Puppeteers.

Deaf people wear big black earmuffs.

'Thirteen'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Do me next."

Bookworm Sleepover

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Raincloud Umbrella

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

Good idea.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Giant white horse.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"How about a hand."

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."