Pepperoni Pizzaiolo T-Shirts

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Menu Dating

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Pizza time.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Carpe pizza"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

The leaning tower of Pizza.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

The finer points of marriage.

'My hero!'

Pisa Hut.

Sisyphus Pizza

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.