Pepper Mill Enthusiast Pillows

Hiding the salt mill

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Fresh pepper?"

"I come here for the pepper."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Fresh pepper?"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"Habanero ..."

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"That was a rumor day."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Musician feedback card

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

"Gesundheit."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

He's allergic to pepper...

"Fresh-ground pepper? Counselling?"

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Artisanal Pottery

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

'Well, it is just my opinion, but it's backed by the best rumor and speculation the internet can provide.'