Pep Talk Perfectionist Pillows

'Alright lads, let's keep the pack tight tonight, stay focused and I don't want to see any stragglers this time... yes I'm looking at you Colin!'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Soccer coach of the year.

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Santa's Out Tray.

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

Republicans have me feeling reflective about capitalism, in a good way. Uh, oh. You've been with the company 20 years. I appreciate that kind of loyalty. I just want you to know that. Thanks. It also makes me realize that you have few other job options and thus are more or less subject to my whims regarding pay and benefits. Okay, pep talk over. Enjoy your day. Hang on, I could maybe possibly get a job at Coffee King!

Listen up, team! There will be no trash talk. No harassing the refs. No throwing elbows. Understand? Yes, coach! Ok, kids! Go play! Coach.

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

'Is it local?'

Mount Everest.

Motivational backup speakers

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

"Come on, scurvy dogs! Let's win this one! Readyyyyy, Aaand..."

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

Restaurant School: Fresh-Ground Pepper 101

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."