Pep Talk Perfectionist Gifts

'Alright lads, let's keep the pack tight tonight, stay focused and I don't want to see any stragglers this time... yes I'm looking at you Colin!'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Soccer coach of the year.

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'

I'm giving them Henry V's speech before Agincourt...

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

You guys aren't living up to your preseason hype!

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

'Is it local?'

Mount Everest.

Motivational backup speakers

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."

Restaurant School: Fresh-Ground Pepper 101

"Do I make you nervous, young man?"

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."