People With A Quirky Sense Of Humor Pillows

Tooth Fairy and the Dentist.

"Please remove your driver's license from your ass, sir."

"I miss pooping on people."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Bless You."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

Buck Naked

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

Newton discovers surrealism

Unemployed man given role as the 'gluten fairy'.

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

Magnet at scrapyard

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

"After a thousand years you may receive a questionnaire on the quality of my torture. So if for any reason you think you can't give me all tens, please let me know."

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

Magician at vets with rabbit with no ears.

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

"I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't tell my kids that I'm actually made of money."

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

'This is a first Mr Cowbird. You've contracted mad cow disase and the bird flu!'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

Robot porn.

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.