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"Any chance of some credit?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'A cheeky red?'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure."

Cold caller.

The Gilmore Girls

When Stupid People Get an Idea

A lesson in wit

Heart To Heart

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

Know-it-alls

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

'Yeah, but tomorrow I'll be sober, and you'll still be a giraffe!'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'With Myrna and I, it was love at first slight.'

David Letterman

'Sorry, I don't carry cash, I'm married!'

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

If I may paraphrase an old saying, "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to urinate like racehorses." ! !

"At work, they call me benchmark."

Home Business - Wife.