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"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cariactures

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Glance Exchange

Pastorius wonders why.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Coffee shop

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"Then he slammed the door on me!" "Not the closing you were hoping for."

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."