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'The invisible man as a senior citizen.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Don't Take No For an Answer

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"...but, seriously..."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

"Scary stuff, but I'm not sure the world is ready for the unexpurgated story of life as a pensions adviser!"

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

Department of Work and No Pension

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

Hibernation Clock.

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

"Show-off!"

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"The technical aspects of the 'dashboard' are mainly resolved. Now we just have to sort out the peripheral services."

'That be the village sane person,sir!'

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

When Jensen's job moved offshore, he decided to follow it...

"Plan B was to supplement my retirement income as a party clown, and that brings me to my loan application."

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

"The new government is determined to act decisively on the 'pensions crisis'."

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

Chasing Pensions

'Looks like the trust my money is in isn't blind, but it is short sighted.'

"I'll quit when it stops being fun."

"Oh no! It's another lecture on his pension contributions!"

Supreme Court Juges: Today's another pensionable day!

Bulltoon: Laughabull.

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