Pension Planner Mugs

Celebrate the strategic minds of pension planners with our witty mugs, perfect for coffee breaks or desk decor. They combine humor with appreciation, making every sip a moment of recognition.

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'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.'

'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.' mockup

'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.'

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'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!' mockup

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

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'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.' mockup

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

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'Shady Acres Nursing Home - Stockbroker on duty in case social security is privatized.'

'Shady Acres Nursing Home - Stockbroker on duty in case social security is privatized.' mockup

'Shady Acres Nursing Home - Stockbroker on duty in case social security is privatized.'

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Passing the pension time bomb.

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PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.' mockup

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

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"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!" mockup

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

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'You're lucky, you're one of our few employees that will live long enought to earn a pension.'

'You're lucky, you're one of our few employees that will live long enought to earn a pension.' mockup

'You're lucky, you're one of our few employees that will live long enought to earn a pension.'

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"Right, you've pretty much agreed that you think saving for a pension should be compulsary. Who do you think it should apply to?" "Him...Him...Her...Him...Them...Him."

"Right, you've pretty much agreed that you think saving for a pension should be compulsary. Who do you think it should apply to?" "Him...Him...Her...Him...Them...Him."

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Try to think of bankruptcy as an accounting procedure.

Try to think of bankruptcy as an accounting procedure. mockup

Try to think of bankruptcy as an accounting procedure.

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'Tonight's show will feature adult videos on safeguarding your pension, reverse mortgages, and lowering your cholesterol.'

'Tonight's show will feature adult videos on safeguarding your pension, reverse mortgages, and lowering your cholesterol.' mockup

'Tonight's show will feature adult videos on safeguarding your pension, reverse mortgages, and lowering your cholesterol.'

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Rolling Over a Pension.

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'Can I borrow a dollar, Helen? All I have on me is a 401K.'

'Can I borrow a dollar, Helen? All I have on me is a 401K.' mockup

'Can I borrow a dollar, Helen? All I have on me is a 401K.'

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'This is the one the consultants felt had the greatest urban theme park potential.'

'This is the one the consultants felt had the greatest urban theme park potential.' mockup

'This is the one the consultants felt had the greatest urban theme park potential.'

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"Your 401(k) rolled over nicely, sat up briefly, then expired."

"Your 401(k) rolled over nicely, sat up briefly, then expired." mockup

"Your 401(k) rolled over nicely, sat up briefly, then expired."

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401K

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'When it comes to retirement account rollovers, I'm top dog.'

'When it comes to retirement account rollovers, I'm top dog.' mockup

'When it comes to retirement account rollovers, I'm top dog.'

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'Finally...some money for our 401K!' mockup

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

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RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes! mockup

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

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'We have a problem...you're still around but your old-age retirement savings no longer exist!'

'We have a problem...you're still around but your old-age retirement savings no longer exist!' mockup

'We have a problem...you're still around but your old-age retirement savings no longer exist!'

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'Oh, I could get by on my social security, if I lived under a bridge.'

'Oh, I could get by on my social security, if I lived under a bridge.' mockup

'Oh, I could get by on my social security, if I lived under a bridge.'

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"Pensions is a complicated business." mockup

"Pensions is a complicated business."

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401K.

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'Thanks for being so understanding about the early withdrawal I made from my IRA account. I was afraid there might be some sort of penalty.'

'Thanks for being so understanding about the early withdrawal I made from my IRA account. I was afraid there might be some sort of penalty.' mockup

'Thanks for being so understanding about the early withdrawal I made from my IRA account. I was afraid there might be some sort of penalty.'

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'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.' mockup

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

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They want us to work longer...

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'Calm down, I'm here for your pension.' mockup

'Calm down, I'm here for your pension.'

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"Well the good news is that with the increase in our retirement age my pension will only have to last a few years!"

"Well the good news is that with the increase in our retirement age my pension will only have to last a few years!" mockup

"Well the good news is that with the increase in our retirement age my pension will only have to last a few years!"

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'If this crisis continues I think I will be receiving unemployment insurance until I am eligible for a pension.'

'If this crisis continues I think I will be receiving unemployment insurance until I am eligible for a pension.' mockup

'If this crisis continues I think I will be receiving unemployment insurance until I am eligible for a pension.'

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"He's working out how much he needs to put in so that he can leave after lunch!"

"He's working out how much he needs to put in so that he can leave after lunch!" mockup

"He's working out how much he needs to put in so that he can leave after lunch!"

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"If you're so good, why are you still working?"

"If you're so good, why are you still working?" mockup

"If you're so good, why are you still working?"

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Age Concern and Pension concerns. mockup

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

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"Words from the wise, Grandson, live to be 100, but never get sick, old or retire!"

"Words from the wise, Grandson, live to be 100, but never get sick, old or retire!" mockup

"Words from the wise, Grandson, live to be 100, but never get sick, old or retire!"

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"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor." mockup

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

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SOS for Social Security

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