Pension Planner Fanatic Pillows

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

401K

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

Someone loses his pension.

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Rolling Over a Pension.

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

"Growing old is not the problem... it's not being rich that's the problem."

Be thankful we didn't invest social security funds in the stock market.

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

"Who would have thought retirement would be this much fun."

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."

It's 10pm do you know where your 401-k is?'

"Scary stuff, but I'm not sure the world is ready for the unexpurgated story of life as a pensions adviser!"

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

Department of Work and No Pension

'You're lucky, you're one of our few employees that will live long enought to earn a pension.'

2020

'Calm down, I'm here for your pension.'

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'If I expand your products into Europe I want a defined pension plan.'

'We really can't afford golden parachutes any more, but here's a plastic crash helmet.'

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

'It looks like your pension gap is finally catching up with us!'

"You know it almost BEGGARS belief that so many people are unwilling to pay for professional pension advice."