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'It may well have saved us a few bob out of our meagre pension, dear, but next time I'm going to Giovanni's!'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

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'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Blowing dust off an order book.

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

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"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

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'How much did you save this year?'