Pension Penny Saver Mugs

'It may well have saved us a few bob out of our meagre pension, dear, but next time I'm going to Giovanni's!'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"I just..."

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

Blowing dust off an order book.

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

World's cheapest car