Pennywise Planner Mugs

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single bank loan."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

Man posting letter to the IRS.

"Mum, Dad, my pocket money could do with some quantitative easing please."

'...but if daddy raised your allowance he'd be hurting the economy by stimulating inflation. You wouldn't want him to do that, would you?'

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

'I didn't forget our anniversary. Didn't you get my memo stating I rescheduled it for next week?'

'Sold the Harley, opened up an offshore account and topped up our investments.'

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

Concern Chart

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

"Before we cut the cake, I want to thank my bride for bringing our wedding in under budget."

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

'A raise in my allowance is fine, dad. But what I'm really after is power of attorney.'

"Gee, Jeffrey, an annual report on our marriage is a novel anniversary gift, but I was hoping for something a little more romantic."

Father Time wishes Baby New Year luck.

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

'Today in Money Management class we learned the value of locating the nearest ATM.'

Chess Chef

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

'I remember you when you were a cute little tyke!"

'I am disappointed there's nothing in the stimulus package about allowances - so I'm E-mailing our congressman.'

'The only way to have your husband remember your anniverserary is to get married on his birthday!'