Penpalling T-Shirts

"My dear Charles: I am writing to you in soy ink on recycled paper."

Writing a letter

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Letter writing lady.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

You've Got Mail

"Can I borrow a pen?"

List making as therapy.

"Don't write it!"

Guitar emergency.

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Six feet and a smile

Mourning Pens

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Whack the author.

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Francois Mauriac.

'Pen no write.'

Writing a letter

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

'Drop the rock!'

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea

'You're lucky: I can't have a penpal 'cause we don't have a fixed address...'

'I work on the latest tablet, but deep down I'm still a ball point pen and yellow legal pad guy.'

Paper airplanes drop pen nibs

Be a pen pal and make someone's day.

"Isn't this more fun than those old briefs and contracts and things?"