Penpalling Mugs

"My dear Charles: I am writing to you in soy ink on recycled paper."

Writing a letter

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Letter writing lady.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

You've Got Mail

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Can I borrow a pen?"

List making as therapy.

Guitar emergency.

"Don't write it!"

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Mourning Pens

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

Six feet and a smile

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

Whack the author.

"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Francois Mauriac.

'Pen no write.'

Writing a letter

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

'Drop the rock!'

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea

Paper airplanes drop pen nibs

'I work on the latest tablet, but deep down I'm still a ball point pen and yellow legal pad guy.'

"Isn't this more fun than those old briefs and contracts and things?"

Be a pen pal and make someone's day.

'You're lucky: I can't have a penpal 'cause we don't have a fixed address...'