Pen-paling T-Shirts

You've Got Mail

Where Indian ink came from.

Soldier armed with a pen.

Letter Collecting Nerd

Freedom of the press

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Letter writing lady.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

"Can I borrow a pen?"

List making as therapy.

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Forrest Gander

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Pen mightier than sword.

Cartoonist Pencil

"It's a darkly comic indictment of my inability to write."

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Droplet with a pencil.

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Writer Crisis

The Cartoon Reaper.

'With me it's been one mistake after another. Just look at my eraser!'

Six feet and a smile

Mourning Pens

Soldier with large pencil instead of gun.

"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Francois Mauriac.