Penny Slots Player Prints

"But I don't want to go yet, I'm winning...I'm ahead almost three dollars!"

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

Monkey casino study.

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

An affair to remember.

Low-Rent Stockholders

"I wasn't very interested in numbers 'til I discovered you could make money out of them."

Planning for retirement in a casino.

"You lose again...!"

One Armed Bandit

"My wife disposes all of my disposable income."

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

Bought Low, Sold Lower.

'Miss Mckinley, do you have a penny? My desk is wobbly.'

Slot machine.

'Wow! An old penny!'

Slot Machine Tree

'These days a penny saved is a penny sitting in a jar somewhere.'

'Sorry, this machine only takes small bills.'

One armed bandit workout.

Down On My Luck

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

Look! A penny!

"Excuse me, is this a smoking area?"

Teacher to students: 'A penny for your thoughts, but only if you're here on scholarship.'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Here at First Infidelity we've always been forward thinking investors. We've invested in penny stocks before they were penny stocks.'

A beginner's guide to being a sociopath

'A year ago my wife thought she'd found the perfect parking space--$80,000 in quarters later, she's still trying to leave.'

Island one armed bandit.

'What do you mean I'm maxed out? I demand more chips! Let me speak to your supervisor!'

Slot machine with tip slot.

Fruit machine...