Slot Machine Lover Prints

Slot machine with tip slot.

"Every time your mother puts a bill in the machine and change comes out, she thinks she hit a jackpot!"

'There's not much more we can do for you here, Mrs. Finn. I'm afraid you'll have to be confined to a slot machine at the casino.'

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

'What do you mean I'm maxed out? I demand more chips! Let me speak to your supervisor!'

An affair to remember.

Island one armed bandit.

"Oh, I see - had your fun and now you're off?"

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

Destination casinos...

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

Monkey casino study.

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Sexy Slot Machine

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"Snake eyes again!"

Early Micronesian Casino

Planning for retirement in a casino.

General gets a jackpot of medals at the casino slot machine.

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

"I find things go around in cycles."

Golfer hitting a die.

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

Dice Cubes

One Armed Bandit

"Pack your bags, Maureen! I've got the lottery up love!"

"You lose again...!"