Penny Pincher Pillows

"I have a lot of student loans to pay back."

'If you're alive this time next week, you'll be living beyond your means.'

Handled all of my own investments

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Put all your money in a savings account.'

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'It's broke. I could fix it, but then you'd be broke.'

'We are on the road to recovery. We just happen to be going against the traffic.'

Bob didn't have much disposable income. But somehow he still managed to throw away a little each week.

"By the time we got him in here, he had already lost an awful lot of liquidity."

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'I wish they would just spring for a paper shredder.'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

Cost of electricity...and wax.

'So far, so good ? I've got our budget all balanced except for food, clothing, and shelter!'

Office of Management and Budget and Mandatory Cuts

Director of Nickel and Diming

"They have competitive rates. It's the service charges that kill you."

"Let go."

Costs outweigh the Benefits. Please Help.

You break your neck to get a quarter, but you refuse to clip a coupon!

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

Don't take too much - we're having a crisis!

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'A penny saved is a penny not stimulating the economy.'

'They're having money problems. Better hide your piggy bank.'

Cheap Parking

"It's nice to know that you are able to live within your means but, as your financial advisor, I must point out that you're doing so by borrowing money."

"Although it may be a simple procedure, keep in mind that it comes with the risk of being billed for a major operation."

"We have just enough left over to regret everything I ever did."

School Supplies and Small Loans.

'Yeah, but think of the money I saved, by NOT seeing a doctor.'

Costs and Blood Pressure

'I've taken the liberty of drawing a graph of your savings.'

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!