Penalty Pretender Mugs

Start their day with a laugh using our penalty pretender themed mugs—funny, cheeky, and perfect for coffee or tea moments that require a bit of mischief.

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"I felt a touch!"

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"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!" mockup

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

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Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out mockup

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

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'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!' mockup

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

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"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight." mockup

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

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'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!' mockup

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

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'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

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"You need more info? Listen, son, our ancestors faked it, I fake it, and by gawd, it's time you learned to fake it."

"You need more info? Listen, son, our ancestors faked it, I fake it, and by gawd, it's time you learned to fake it." mockup

"You need more info? Listen, son, our ancestors faked it, I fake it, and by gawd, it's time you learned to fake it."

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'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.' mockup

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

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Ref shows footballer green card.

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"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies." mockup

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

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Penalty

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'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...' mockup

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

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"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out." mockup

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

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Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.' mockup

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

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Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.' mockup

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

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'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.' mockup

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

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The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties) mockup

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

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'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.' mockup

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

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"Because we're jerks."

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On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine. mockup

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

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'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...' mockup

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

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'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...' mockup

'He's one of the strictest referees in the competition...'

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'Ok, how many hours of community service for Murder One?'

'Ok, how many hours of community service for Murder One?' mockup

'Ok, how many hours of community service for Murder One?'

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"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!" mockup

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

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"Alright, a yellow will stop him doing it again, but so would a b----y RED!"

"Alright, a yellow will stop him doing it again, but so would a b----y RED!" mockup

"Alright, a yellow will stop him doing it again, but so would a b----y RED!"

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'I guess i's not the worst brawl we've ever seen... but I suppose we should penalize someone anyway.'

'I guess i's not the worst brawl we've ever seen... but I suppose we should penalize someone anyway.' mockup

'I guess i's not the worst brawl we've ever seen... but I suppose we should penalize someone anyway.'

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'You're not allowed out of the Coach's Penalty Box.'

'You're not allowed out of the Coach's Penalty Box.' mockup

'You're not allowed out of the Coach's Penalty Box.'

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"How come I get TWO yellow cards?" mockup

"How come I get TWO yellow cards?"

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Team Suspensions.

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'There goes a flag... could be a face-mask penalty.'

'There goes a flag... could be a face-mask penalty.' mockup

'There goes a flag... could be a face-mask penalty.'

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"Now what?"

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'The hair shirt is sufficient. You don't have to shave with a hedgehog.'

'The hair shirt is sufficient. You don't have to shave with a hedgehog.' mockup

'The hair shirt is sufficient. You don't have to shave with a hedgehog.'

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Penalty Pretender Mugs Collection

Penalty Pretender Pillows

Discover our pillows with playful penalty pretender themes—comfy, humorous, and a fun way to brighten any room.

Penalty Pretender Prints

Browse our prints for more bold penalty pretender artwork—ideal for decorating a sporty, humorous space.

Penalty Pretender T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for more witty penalty pretender styles—great for casual wear and showing off their sporty humor.