Passionate Pretender Mugs

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

"Oh, this old thing?"

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

"You need more info? Listen, son, our ancestors faked it, I fake it, and by gawd, it's time you learned to fake it."

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Plagiarism

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

Pretentious man reads Culture supplement, saying: 'I don't know much about art but I know what to pretend to like.'

"Because we're jerks."

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

'They're praying the school doesn't find out that they've been pretending to be religious.'

What did I tell you? Give him something once, and now he begs at the table every time.

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

"I'm very good at acting like I know what I'm doing."

Andy Murray

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

"I can't go to school today, Mom . . . I'm running a low-grade spring fever."

Walk right in. Sit right down.

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

"I always drink from a travel mug. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house."

"You don't need to conduct me so hard-I'm right here."

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."

'Sometimes the truth isn't in 'safe' or 'out', but somewhere in between.'

Belo Verticale...Belo Horizonte

"On your CV it says you get the Nobel Prize for 'being spectacular', I didn't know there was one for that!"

"I felt a touch!"