Passionate Pretender Mugs

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

"Oh, this old thing?"

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

"You need more info? Listen, son, our ancestors faked it, I fake it, and by gawd, it's time you learned to fake it."

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Plagiarism

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

Pretentious man reads Culture supplement, saying: 'I don't know much about art but I know what to pretend to like.'

"Because we're jerks."

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

'They're praying the school doesn't find out that they've been pretending to be religious.'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

"I'm very good at acting like I know what I'm doing."

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

"I can't go to school today, Mom . . . I'm running a low-grade spring fever."

Walk right in. Sit right down.

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

"I always drink from a travel mug. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house."

"You don't need to conduct me so hard-I'm right here."

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."

'Sometimes the truth isn't in 'safe' or 'out', but somewhere in between.'

"On your CV it says you get the Nobel Prize for 'being spectacular', I didn't know there was one for that!"

"I felt a touch!"