Penalty Pranksters Gifts

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Back to the Holidays

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Hole in forty-seven.

Ref shows footballer green card.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

Children in a Nursery.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'