Punishment Prankster Gifts

"I'll make them read poorly written cursive for an hour."

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Hair Crop Circle

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Deer Season Open.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"My homework ate my dog."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'Oh Hi!'