Pen Pal Adventurer Gifts

The Writer

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Letter writing lady.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

'You seem very confident this morning.'

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

"But if I don't learn handwriting, how will I be able to read Grandma's letters?"

Deadlines, kill fees. Who comes up with these terms?

"Can I borrow a pen?"

List making as therapy.

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Dear Bertha - I'd write more often, but I always seem to be out of ink! Love, Oggy

Mourning Pens

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

"Go into Settings, Privacy, Activity Controls, Web Activity, Manage Activity, and deselect Giant Snake."

"Dude! I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?"

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

Francois Mauriac.

'Pen no write.'

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

Writing a letter

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea

'We met speed dating, had a whirlwind romance...'

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

"I don't see you pencilled in my calendar, Armstrong."

I Hate My Hat Magazine

Paper airplanes drop pen nibs