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'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Where Indian ink came from.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

Biro Diversity

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A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Je Suis Charlie

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

Stand back - while I whip something up

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Salvador Deli

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Unbelievable! Who keeps taking by @#$% pens?

Steadman - The Early Years.

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

Spilled Ink

How to write

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Pizza Fencing

Dip Pen and Grindstone