Peel Philosopher Mugs

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Dept. de Philosophie

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

"And the Haves, you might say, are divided into the Gives and Give Nots."

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

"You can't compete with a retired pharmacist."

Life isn't just black and white.

Poet and Peasant

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

'I didn't feel answers were necessary. All the questions seemed rhetorical.'

"Sometimes in my life I feel it's time for a change."

'In what context do you mean 'Are you done?''

"Venal, narcissistic, power hungry politicians. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em."

'Deposit $1.00 - This is your final notice before we send it to a collection agency.'

Attorney basic fees.

Bacall Centre