Pedigree Punsters Mugs

The adorably cute Labradoor (A dog in the shape of a door)

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Tequila Mockingbird

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

A dog reads a newspaper

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"I don't get it, Susan... I've been an obstetrician for 20 years and I've never had a baby named after me!"

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Hamlet.

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

"Seats in all parts!"

'My broker swears it's a great investment but I fear it's just another pyramid scheme.'

'Play dead.'

Industrial Disputes: the Early Years

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

Fart. Le Poot.

"Yes, I know I only caught a lizard - it's called artistic license, Mildred!"

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

-I once dreamed about carrots and peas,and then bet on two horses the next day called carrots and peas. Guess who won? -Who? -An outsider called mixed vegetables.

"Jack Russell?"

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"