Pediatric Amusement Seeker Pillows

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

The Zoo.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Circus Act

Too much monkey business...

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

He likes to make work fun

Pesky students.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Photobooth Photobomb

Children's Entertainer

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'