Pediatric Amusement Seeker Pillows

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

The Zoo.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

If you're happy and you know it...

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Circus Act

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun

Too much monkey business...

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Call me!"

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Children's Entertainer

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'