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"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"You're on a what?!"

'These are job perks.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Burning love

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"I'll take it."

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

May I have your frequent flier points and corporate parking space, sir?

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Introvert-in-a-Box

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

"I thought I still had lots of fire in the belly for this job, but it turned out to be gas."

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

"You commissioned it. Just tell me when to stop."

'Amazing! An entire book collection of nothing but volume 1 of encyclopedias given away free at as introductory offers.'

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

"He just loves his cute little postmortem doll!"

'Look what the neighbors were selling!'

Man is confused by a book titled '100 Piano Favorites'.

Yard Sale: Cookie Jar - $10,000

Man to rock star: 'Could you sign this CD please? It's not for me, it's to sell on eBay.'

"It's not a reflection on you. I just want to spend more time with my dolls."

"He loved New York."