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''Out for a quiet drink, Derek has been accosted in the pub by a man whose hobby is reservoir spotting'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Over-reaction Man.

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

Like me on Facebook?

"You commissioned it. Just tell me when to stop."

Peacock.

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

"It's not a reflection on you. I just want to spend more time with my dolls."

'So, this is what you do in your secret room...'

'I know art can be a good investment, but it's important to love what you collect.'

Cut out and keep your own Latino Lover

Lost Glove: couple walk by a railing on which sits a six-fingered glove.

'This doctor is very thorough.'

'I can't believe everybody isn't camping out to get in first.'

"Time to prop up my ego. . ."

"I will not buy a fridge magnet. . ."

At the Cartoonists' Cash 'N' Carry...

'Taking your work home again, Bronson?'

'Here you are - you've been thinking of taking up a new interest - improve your conversational skills.'

'He's stopped to clean the bugs off his glasses.'