Peasant Sympathizer Gifts

"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."

Wildcats Strike.

The Reindeer Strike

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

and WHAT is this thing stuck in my back garden..?

'Flamin' tourists...'

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

"Bloody satellites..!"

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

I hate to tell you this, but most of the pigs on social media are rooting for the wolf.

Europe

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

"Do you mean good, or good for a pumpkin?"

People at airport look at information board showing strike action and union membership cancelled.

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

Fleeces for sale

"Anything in there about when the hair stylists' strike will end?"

Mayakovskiy V.V.

"The only planet within a radius of 8975 light years . . . you're simply unable to back into a parking space!"

"Apologies, monsieur, frogs legs are off the menu."

Close encounter.

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"

Bloomerism - An American Custom

He's a rebel without a cause.

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'

'Occupy' camp at St Paul's cathedral, London.

"He still won't eat? Bah! Him and his hunger strike. He will soon learn that I am a very patient man."

"Sorry, I can't make any 'On Strike' signs for you because us signmakers are on strike."

Bob was the black sheep of the family.

Lollipop men on strike.