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'Go to Daddy!'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Painting clouds

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

The World Wide Web.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Surfing koala.

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

ACME Balloon Company.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

Let's Celebrate

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Breakthrough

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

Gloat

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'And right here they merged...'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.