Peacocks T-Shirts

"Of course they're pink - I'm an albino, aren't I?"

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

'I've always been a bit of a ladies' man.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Baroque Peacock

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

No Soliciting

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I brought cocoa."

"Don't even think about it."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Prosecco Peacock

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Giuseppe Verdi

'I preferred his earlier work.'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"There's a tell."

'You, you, you. It's always about you.'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

Benchmark

Cocktails and Peacocks

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Peacock Modern Art Portrait.