Peacocks T-Shirts

"Of course they're pink - I'm an albino, aren't I?"

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

'I've always been a bit of a ladies' man.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Baroque Peacock

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

No Soliciting

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I brought cocoa."

"Don't even think about it."

Prosecco Peacock

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

'I preferred his earlier work.'

Giuseppe Verdi

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"There's a tell."

'You, you, you. It's always about you.'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Peacock Modern Art Portrait.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

Cocktails and Peacocks

Benchmark

Medical Student

The Perils of Dog Kisses