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Baroque Peacock

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Espresso Martini Peacock

Prosecco Peacock

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Giuseppe Verdi

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"There's a tell."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'You, you, you. It's always about you.'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

'Doc, I can't shake the feeling that someone's watching me.'

Peacock Modern Art Portrait.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Cocktails and Peacocks

Medical Student

Happy New Year

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

"Huge fan."

Soldier Walking Peacock.

'Next!'

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

"That's a plumage don't."

Best Dad Ever

Accountant Peacock

A Peacock in flight

Women's Fashions - A Study From Nature

"Hmmm, yes, nice meeting you, but I can see that your online photo has been heavily edited..."

'Oh my God! It's Billy the Squid...!'

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'