Peacekeeper Vibes Pillows

Marriage counselor clients: 'Always right,,,never wrong'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"I think we'd make a good team!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

UNFADED GLORY

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Dog ignores angry cat.

Anti-war libra.

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'How long have you been fighting?'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

Earth and war

Whiskey wars

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

"You look like you could use a hug."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

Peas on Earth.