Peaceful Writers Gifts

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Campaign for Plain English

"Too crowded. Let's go."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Crowded Ice Fishing

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Arthur Schopenhauer

Henrik Ibsen,

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Litterary Dogs.

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Museum of Natural Cliches

Woody Allen

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

Neutral Man.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"It says here an increasing number of Brits blog and tweet in Afrikaans. Why?"

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Stephen King

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Dylan Thomas

Charles Darwin Visits a Publisher. "Past performance is not a Guarantee of Future Results" --- It's a nice book, Mister Darwin, but the title is too long.

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"It's by A.I. Milne."