Peaceful Writers Gifts

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Campaign for Plain English

"Too crowded. Let's go."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Arthur Schopenhauer

Henrik Ibsen,

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Litterary Dogs.

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Arms race - USA and Russia.

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Museum of Natural Cliches

Neutral Man.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

"It's by A.I. Milne."

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

Dylan Thomas