Peace Pipe Enthusiasts Pillows

No smoking.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

J. R. R. Tolkien

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Lazy plumber.

Neutral Man.

Making it look easy.

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Alpine Pipe

Peacekeeping?

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

'Hey - enlighten up!'

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

Lovebird and the Song Birds

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Pipe dreams!

The two friends

"I say!"

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

Pipe Down

The times they are a changin'

"You've found the formula for eternal world peace that makes all armies superfluous? Sorry, I've got to shoot you."

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

Sherlock Holmes.

'Have a tequila - have a tequila!'

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

Pipe Dream

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"