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Crackpot watches while women catfight.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

Neutral Man.

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

The Meaning of Life

'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.'

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

Love! - Peace! - "This is my corner, you @#!*!#!"

Lovebird and the Song Birds

The times they are a changin'

"You've found the formula for eternal world peace that makes all armies superfluous? Sorry, I've got to shoot you."

"I move for less transparency."

'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,'

'Have a tequila - have a tequila!'

Roadmap to Peace

"Kim Jong Un? I was expecting to meet Kim Kardashian."

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

Letter to God

Zeno Gives Directions

Danaelect: 'There wouldn't be so many problems if everyone spoke the same language, so I'm creating one.'

Horror Stories by the Base campfire.

'Well, Dan, all of your scratching makes sense now: You have hippies.'

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

National Paradox Foundation: We're closed come in.

Veto Powers

'Geeez! One day, we'll all get killed by that unhealthy stuff!'

'I know one never knows, but I don't know how one knows that.'