Peace Negotiation Enthusiast Mugs

"We haven't spoken for a few days, but that's part of the peace process."

Peace talks

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"Beg for peace!"

"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"

"Finally we have something in common...mutual distrust."

Arms race - USA and Russia.

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

Neutral Man.

"Before we begin, we'd like to remind you that we're an employee owned company."

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'My final offer.'

Middleast Peace

'Sir, for Heavens' sake, stop screaming! It's just Mr Winkleberger asking for a raise!'

'If negotiations sour, throw a handful in his eyes.'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"