Peaceful Negotiator Mugs

'Ready for your first lesson in negotiations?'

'I'll compromise. I'll admit I'm wrong if you admit I'm right.'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

"Alternative Dispute Resolution"

David meets Goliath's lawyer.

Agreeing to Disagree Mediators...Open.

"He's not comfortable with confrontation...So he tries to find forms of 'feedback' that he finds less stressful."

USA vs. Iranian nuclear program.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"Beg for peace!"

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

'RIGHT! Just you wait 'till Tony Blair hears about this!'

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

"All this is mine now! I had my lawyers declare you incompetent!"

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

Peace in Gaza?

Iraq and the road ahead...

Middleast Peace

"You should hire me now, before my skills completely deteriorate."

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I suggest because I'm the boss and I say so. Or, #2: I launch into an excruciatingly dull, long and detailed presentation explaining my position. You decide."

Peace Negotiator now available for Weddings, Funerals, Christenings, Barmitzvah

Bipartisan.

Myanmar Peace Talk

Merkel and Hollande in Moscow

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

'I'm looking for you to get me more QUID in my Quid pro quo.'