Nuclear Negotiation Enthusiast Mugs

C'mon, Russia! China! You know me, your old pal Ahmadinejad?

Trump and Kim

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"Finally we have something in common...mutual distrust."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Before we begin, we'd like to remind you that we're an employee owned company."

Science And Society 1923

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

'My final offer.'

Kim Jong-un

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

'Sir, for Heavens' sake, stop screaming! It's just Mr Winkleberger asking for a raise!'

"I'll trade you the withdrawal of 5000 US troops from South Korea, in return for you dismantling 5 nukes..."

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

'If negotiations sour, throw a handful in his eyes.'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Nuclear Capacity.

'Thanks for coming. Now, let's see if we can bring this negotiation to closure.'

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

Iranium

"He's right, but he didn't have to rub our faces in it."