Pay Rise Negotiator T-Shirts

I though I could depend on you Foster - and now you come in here and ask for a rise!

"I asked the boss for a raise..."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

'Salaries Manager. No.'

The Evolution of the Bonus

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

"Is this about your raise?"

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"Either accept the pay reduction or you get sent down to the minors."

'What would you say to a salary increase?'

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

'...the job is so much harder when you don't know what you are doing.'

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

Thanks, I'd like to accept the job, but what is the salary? Sorry, it's against company policy to disclose that!

Management buy-out.

'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

"Damn tail... now he's going to ask for more money."

'I can't give you a raise... but I can rent you a cubicle.'