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"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

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'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

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'I think it has reached critical mass.'

Ace headhunters.

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"No, you can't have a raise. You didn't say, 'mother, may I'."

Cog-In-The-Wheel

'Time to leave your comfort zone, Hoskins.'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

'Congratulations, Forester. Your ingenious scheme to cut production costs ... In anticipation of this inevitable development, we are reducing your salary.'

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'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

Our founder: Custard pies Ltd.

"You would be perfect if you weren't you!"

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"